Now, it might seem like I’m lashing out on the happy couple’s wedding day. Hardly. I’m more appalled by individuals trying to bank in on it with all sorts of ridiculous merchandise, ads, perishables and what not – though I appreciate the wit and creativity behind some of them. On a separate note, how badly is William balding? Poor bloke.
Anyway, here’s to Kate & William, wishing you both a Royally wicked marriage. Hip hip!