Tiramisu, coconuts and crotch grabs.
Slanty is back in Melbourne and just in time to celebrate her return and G Man’s birthday. Night started off with beer and cocktails at Cookie with a surprise Tiramisu cake from the Crown Bakery on Swanston.
Headed off to Safeway after and back home with coconuts (?) and the usual ingredients that go with Mojitos (in lieu of the traditional mixes, we added Lime Fizz with a base of Apple. It was yum!) Then of course, when the alcohol kicked in, we mixed in whatever the hell tastes good. Such as wine and thanks to leonie, a quarter bottle of Absolute Vodka in the Mojito.
101 ways to drink a coconut
G man with the lovely Biko
Biko, G-man and topsy turvy Slanty
I’m the only sober looking one of the lot!
The 4 drunkettes at Verve 501
Biko could star in the next “Return of the Drunk Exorcist “
Legs go flying, head goes heavy.
On the other side of town, tit pinches makes faces go squigy.
Being an alcoholic is not all fun and games, it’s a full time job.
One which we take very seriously.
(amateurs don’t try this at home)
It’s harmless when you drink in small dosages,
but take it from the sifu that you should never exceed your capacity.
Because this is what happens if you think you can handle your alcohol….
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
And so the night ends quite peacefully and all the 4 drunkettes had a very good nights sleep *cough*. Needless to say, they lived drunkily ever after! Kudos to G Man for making it to Uni and Slanty who jumped into bed and boob grabbed my girlfriend!